http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/-t1.htm Tell us a few good ones. Wed, 13 May 2009 08:48:00 GMT 10 http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa31/Maverik115/Picture1-1.png http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/-t1.htm http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/gotta-pee-a-quick-read-t31.htm M@verik Yes if people hav'nt relised by now i get alot of stupid emails so ill pass them on to every1 Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather ... Jokes Wed, 13 May 2009 08:48:00 GMT http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/gotta-pee-a-quick-read-t31.htm#155 http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/gotta-pee-a-quick-read-t31.htm http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/technology-blues-t30.htm M@verik Three men, an American, Japanese and an Irishman were naked in a sauna. > > Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm >and the beeping stopped. The other looked at him questioningly. > > "That was my pager" he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my >arm". > > A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm >to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile ... Jokes Wed, 13 May 2009 08:47:26 GMT http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/technology-blues-t30.htm#154 http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/technology-blues-t30.htm http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/marketing-t29.htm M@verik An E-mail i got that id thought id share You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome man. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. You see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and ... Jokes Wed, 13 May 2009 08:46:03 GMT http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/marketing-t29.htm#153 http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/marketing-t29.htm http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/ur-getting-laid-t24.htm M@verik A man walks into a bar and sits besides a rather hot woman. He then whispers into her ear. "you are getting laid tonight." The woman looks at him and says smugly, "Oh, and how do you figure that?" The man looks at her and replys, "Because I'm stronger than you." Jokes Sat, 18 Apr 2009 20:16:14 GMT http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/ur-getting-laid-t24.htm#121 http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/ur-getting-laid-t24.htm http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/beer-contains-female-hormones-t27.htm M@verik BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the Results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female Hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that ... Jokes Sun, 19 Apr 2009 10:27:18 GMT http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/beer-contains-female-hormones-t27.htm#130 http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/beer-contains-female-hormones-t27.htm http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/flat-stomach-t26.htm M@verik A Flat Stomach A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his Dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, Worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to Find him. The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?' The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and Sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.' 'You’re wasting your time,' said the boy. 'Why ... Jokes Sun, 19 Apr 2009 10:26:28 GMT http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/flat-stomach-t26.htm#129 http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/flat-stomach-t26.htm http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/how-to-learn-chinese-in-5-mins-t25.htm M@verik ]]> Jokes Sun, 19 Apr 2009 10:23:51 GMT http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/how-to-learn-chinese-in-5-mins-t25.htm#128 http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/how-to-learn-chinese-in-5-mins-t25.htm http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/a-pirate-walks-into-a-bar-t23.htm lexi A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt. The bartender asks, "What's that for?" The pirate responds, "Aarrr, its driving me nuts". Jokes Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:26:48 GMT http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/a-pirate-walks-into-a-bar-t23.htm#118 http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/a-pirate-walks-into-a-bar-t23.htm http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/stuttering-t5.htm M@verik A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into ... Jokes Wed, 15 Apr 2009 07:10:41 GMT http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/stuttering-t5.htm#9 http://jspeedexotics.forumotion.com/jokes-f18/stuttering-t5.htm